A Blind Cowboy Tells A Blonde Joke To A Bar Full Of Blondes

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake, finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ”Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to the old blind cowboy says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five important things.

1. The bartender is a blond girl who’s holding a baseball bat.2. The bouncer is a blond girl with a billy-club.3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blond joke?”The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “Well hell no, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

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